the mel from hell

hey i'm mel and i like to sleep because i'm following my dreams

"a fucking monster"
- guin"a vietnam veteran of tooth decay"
- grizzy"i'm not mad, just disappointed"
- my mom

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friends

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about me

mel + 23 + they

hey i'm mel (it's short for melinda)i'm a 23yo from nowhere, oklahoma, studying business administration in college. i work as a commercial collections agent.i'm nonbinary and bisexual, and i use they/them primarily. i won't correct you if you used she/her or he/him, though.i am married! bet you weren't expecting THAT from a chronically online twitter sjw. my husband is a guy named cale.i'm heavily into the scene/goth/alt subcultures, as well as body modification and vulture culture. if you're squeamish, we may not get along 100%.i'm an artist and a writer. i'm also a classically trained clarinetist, and i play piano as well.**i don't have a byf **or criteria for following me or anything - just be a good person. terfs and pedos/maps are blocked on sight.**my dms are always open, **so feel free to message me! just cut me a lil slack if it takes me some time to get around to. i stay fairly busy.if you want to know more about me, check this out

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moods

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likes & dislikes

likes

  • pet sites (especially neopets, goatlings, and webkinz)

  • pickled okra

  • bugs & creepy crawlies

  • writing & drawing

  • playing instruments

  • lip balm

  • energy drinks

  • going for walks

  • bones & ethical vulture culture

  • therapy

  • frogs & sharks

dislikes

  • ketchup

  • hot weather

  • sitting down for too long

  • bone collectors who own human remains

  • it/its pronouns

  • interacting with minors

  • jenny x sheldon (my life as a teenage robot)

  • extensive self-diagnosis

  • discourse

  • monkeys and apes

  • mangoes

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ships

  • Brett Hand x Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)

  • Andre Lee x Magic Myc (Inside Job)

  • Philip J Fry x Bender (Futurama)

  • Jenny x Brad (MLaaTR)

  • Spongebob Squarepants x Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob)

  • Kittan x Yoko (Gurren Lagann)

  • Simon x Nia (Gurren Lagann)

  • Joan of Arc x JFK (Clone High)

  • Alex Vause x Piper Chapman (OITNB)

  • Hapu x Lillie (Pokemon SM/USUM)

  • Eddie Kaspbrak x Richie Tozier *(It)

  • Bill Denborough x Mike Hanlon (It)

  • Stefan Butler x Colin Ritman (Black Mirror: Bandersnatch)

  • Matt Hooper x Quint x Martin Brody (Jaws)

  • Alphys x Undyne (Undertale)

  • Noelle x Susie (Deltarune)

  • Kris x Berdly (Deltarune)

  • Rick Sanchez x Birdperson (Rick and Morty)

  • John Egbert x Dave Strider (Homestuck)

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